Nothing like the onset of holiday season to remind you what a lonely, pathetic, conformist bitch you really are.

All these fucking tourists and twinkling lights everywhere. Gifts for Him! Gifts for Her! Everybody walking around holding hands with fucking people they love and shit. Some people say the holidays are all about giving and being grateful and spreading joy, and to those people, I say fuck you. Go back to your sunshine fairytale. Leave me and my storm cloud alone.

Oh, bother.