What a great fucking idea. As if shamlessly prostrating yourselves in my path weren't enough, now you ask the conformist bitch princess of darkness for advice on how to dress, do your hair, apply your eyeliner, live your life. Because I'm the shiny, glitzy, gaudy, luminous life-giving bead-bestowing beacon of falsified hope that will lead you all to salvation, like a gothic Joan of Arc, bareback on a butterfly with broken wings. Whatever.
dear cb,
i am generally dissatisfied with my career path at the moment. a friend of mine keeps telling me i need to go back to school. i think he's wrong but he still keeps bugging me about it. how do i shut him up?
yours,
Idle in Phoenix
Dear Idle,
Life is pain. Life is only pain. Dark, depressing loneliness that eats at your soul. Your friend is a conformist. He should live in a third world country and go back to school with the rest of the conformists, living paycheck to paycheck for corporate gains. Tell him to go back to his Justin Timberlake and his homework, that conformist asshole. He doesn't know what real pain is. If you were truly his friend you would slash out his conformist eyes with razor blades, if only to mercifully spare him the deep, dark meaningless abyss of existence.
Hope this helps!
CB
P.S. For a more detailed explanation of why school is for conformists, check here.
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